Zombie Alert!
Although the message tells you to run, this Zombie poster is so attractive that you may find yourself stopping to admire it. Fear not! Although zombies aim to frighten, they are much like schoolyard bullies who attempt to mask their own fears and uncertainties by creating them in others. If Zombies see signs mentioning them, they are likely to make themselves scarce. This leaves you with plenty of times to relax and appreciate the smooth stock on which the posters are printed.
Zombies are frightful creatures cannot be stopped with crosses or garlic and the bleak emptiness that lurks in their eyes is a sight we would rather you not have to behold. Think of these Zombie Warning signs and t-shirts as a public service announcement, since one can never be too aware of Zombies that lurk in our midst. |
